Monday, February 2, 2009

My solution to the healthcare ‘crisis’.

It is an elegant, simple solution. I cannot understand why no one has thought of this before.

Here it is:

The government will mandate that anyone involved in the healthcare industry will take a 50% cut in pay.*

That should reduce the cost of healthcare by a substantial amount. Doctors make too much money anyway. If everyone that is not in the healthcare business gets on-board with this proposal, we can get it passed.

*Except for anyone working in research, because my wife does research. Doesn’t this sound just like how government functions?

I’m so damn smart, I think I’ll run for one of those government jobs. I can't do any worse than what we have.

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